I was a child of the television. Cartoons, Brady Bunch reruns, Family Feud (I so wanted to be on that show but the biggest thing holding me back – besides, you know, the rest of my family being on board – was creepy-ass Richard Dawson insisting on kissing all the females.), Tic Tak Dough, Smurfs, Snorks, Disney, Fraggle Rock, etc.

I was a child of video games. Duck Hunt on the Commodore 64, Defender and Pac-Man on the Atari, Super Mario on the SNES, Final Fantasy on the Game Boy.

While I grew up r