I have always liked the heel slices of loaves. They are sturdier, and when you toast them, they hold more cream cheese, peanut butter, or butter and strawberry jam, and are much more satisfying.

But enough of that. Smart Bitches’ Sarah is guest blogging at Deadline Dames today. What can I say? We Dames rock. Sarah and Candy’s Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches Guide To Romance Novels is coming out in April, and I want a copy like whoa. I will probably even whine until Candy consents to sign it, an