(I remember when it only rained cats and dogs)

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It’s being called “one of the strongest winter storms in modern history.” Other meteorological experts are declaring it “the most explosive East Coast storm ever observed.” And of course, there’s always that one guy in your office whose comment will be, “So. Cold enough for ya?”

Yes, you should beat him to death with a ream of printer paper. No jury would convict.

But weatherman-induced hyperbole aside, this winter’s arctic-like event...