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Once upon a time, a woman in France told French people to eat cake, and they cut off her head.

And you thought French waiters were rude.

“Let them eat cake.” It’s one of the most famous quotes in history, and we can’t even agree on who said it. According to some sources, it was allegedly uttered by Marie-Osmond-Antoinette, back before her hugely successful career hawking weight loss products. (Antoinette is an ancient French term meaning “little Antoin.”)

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