ON STARBUCKS ET AL

just because there are options

for skinny and whip or no

whip and iced and blended

and added vanilla

sweetener and foam and no

foam and light ice and

extra hot and small as tall

and medium as big and large

as for some reason

an italian word

for flare maybe

venti

eventually

we’ll have to address the fact

the coffee is always burnt

and you’ve always gotten my

name wrong