Before I write about anything today, I have to do a retraction of sorts. When Stacia Kane, Mark Henry, Tiffany Trent, and Synde showed up at the signing last night with my pens, I referred to them as my "merchandise carriers" or something equally inappropriate--which was very wrong of me. They're my friends, and it was very kind of them to come bring me my stuff. That being said, I'm also supposed to amend Stacia's tweet implying she was the only one who brought them. They apparently all took...