(Senator, your phenotype is showing)
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Looking back, I suppose we should’ve seen it coming. After all, it’s nearly Halloween, and it’s an election year. So, naturally, a Massachusetts Senator decided to dress up like an Indian.

The costume was not very impressive.

Because now, in case you haven’t heard, the verdict is in. According to the recently released results of a DNA test, the selectively indigenous Senator Elizabeth Warren could be — could be — 1/1032 Native American. That’s...