Six truths about me, and one itty bitty lie. Okay, maybe a pretty big lie. But do you know which one it is?

1... I do not drink coffee.

2... I love tofu.

3... I have never read War & Peace.

4... I have never been to Hawaii.

5... A TV legend once farted on me.

6... I have never tasted strawberry ice cream.

7... I once dreamed that Rhea Perlman saved me from a ghost.