Readers, I missed you! Listen. We haven't got much time. The formatting here has gone all like seriously awry and I don't know how on earth to fix it. Why is all that white space up there? I don't know. Please just stop asking questions and come with me to my new more tech-doofus-friendly platform immediately! There is a website there and a new blog. I'll explain later. (P.S. I won't, because I'll never understand what happened here.) But it's gonna be okay, I promise. I love you.

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