No Sunday edition yesterday, because no one wrote anything. Clearly, the idea of hard working astronauts had no appeal to anyone but me. Ah, well. Let's see what happens this week.

Even Hitler had a sister in law. Bridget Dowling was married to Adolf's half-brother Alois and claimed that the famous dictator moved to Liverpool to live with her and her husband from November 1912 to April 1913. While there is nothing to back this claim up–no records show of Adolf ever visiting Liverpool–it has...