(INTRO: Irony is the cream with which a people under despotic roof openly rob, I mean, rub their minds.)




PROLOGUE:


Our huge oil exports

Are placing undue weight

On our nation's coffers -

Come join relieve this oppression;

Let's move into politricks

And elevate our dear nation.



AGENDA:

Let's tar our roads with potholes

And bless our people with waterless taps;

Let's equip our