The New Adventures of…Muhammad Ali

Leroy wanted to be the greatest. So he bought The Greatest™.

"It's more than just a personal body upgrade," the doctor had said. "It's a personality upgrade, a consciousness upgrade. You'll see the world in a whole new way."

Leroy had concerns, which he tried to voice. But the doctor had easily brushed them aside.

"If you were really concerned about your organic personality, I would not suggest going through this procedure. That said, if are you really happy...