(The whole black hole)
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Ladies and gentlemen, and the rest of however many genders we have this week, it looks like science has done it again. Earth’s EHT (Event Horizon Telescope) has produced the first-ever photo of a black hole!

Oddly enough, it’s shaped like a hole. Guess what color it is.

To capture the photograph, the EHT focused on the center of some galaxy known as Messier 87 (M87), so I suppose somewhere out there, there are at least 86 other Messier galaxies. That’s like o...