(Somebody’s got to point out these things. You’re welcome.)

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I bought a car designed by Congress. It has a clueless ignition system. Amnesia: the perfect gift for that person who has everything. You have to admire that woman in the TV commercial. If I had an external overactive bladder that had eyes, arms and legs, and kept trying to drag me into public bathrooms, I probably wouldn’t go out much. The letters in “Hillary Clinton” can be rearranged to “Chilly Lion Rant.” Coincidence? I think not. The letters in “Donald Trump” ca...