People often ask me how I get my hair so big. They send me pictures of themselves with too much product; disappointed in the fact that after 4 cans of hairspray they still cannot compete with my glorious shag.  

More hair, more products, more spray, all of those things will get you nothing more than limp helmet hair. The reason my hair is so big is because it is much shorter than it appears. (On the top that is).

Sometimes life is not about having more. Sometimes you need to step back and look yourself in the mirror and say "Damn, maybe I'm going about this all wrong!"

Trust me -my coiff is never off.