(Still senseless after all these years)
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This week, let’s peer ahead. Here are some possible breaking news stories, a decade from now, assuming we haven’t yet managed to out-partisan each other to death.

Walmart jumpstarts the Christmas shopping season with a new “Black February” post-Thanksgiving sale. At a store in Texas, eighteen are trampled.A man in Colorado is charged with slaying a FoxNews reporter for saying, yet again, that something “went viral.” Local authorities were...