(Alexa, what are you wearing?)
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Here’s a free insight into the life of single guys: some weekends are more action-packed than others.

This weekend was not one of them.

Contrary to popular myth, most single guys don’t spend their evenings beating back an endless queue of wound-up women hammering on the door. No, single guys burn most of their free time looking for good Chinese takeaway, ignoring ‘replace water filter‘ warnings, and calculating the minimum amount of clothing required...