On the Beach

posted by Neil Gaiman

I have an odd habit of humming songs that, later, I realise, have something to do with the situation I'm in. I first noticed it when, as a teenage boy, I realised I was both lost on the Paris Metro, and singing the Beatles song "Help".

These days I keep noticing that I'm singing something that begins, "The man from the television walked onto the train, I wondered who he's going to stick it in this time..." and it only just occurred to me that it's an Elvis Costello song called "Waiting For the End of the World".

So.

Life in Melbourne over the last couple months was pretty quiet, once the bush fires were done and the air became breathable. I was being a dad to a four year old (while his mother was on tour), and reading, and writing. I went to Perth and did a reading, I went to Adelaide and drank Penfolds Grange Hermitage 2008, saw my dog Lola and was given a Doctorate by the University of South Australia.

I was waiting for Amanda to return from New Zealand, when we would have a short end-of-Amanda's-14-month-long tour holiday and then go home to Woodstock. Amanda would rest after tour and I would ramp up and go back to work.

Then I got a phone call from Amanda, asking me to pack up the Melbourne house and fly out early the following morning, in order to get to Wellington before midnight the following night. If we got there after midnight, compulsory 14 day isolation would be needed.  We flew to New Zealand (Marissa our nanny flew home to Woodstock, but fortunately Xanthea, who had been assisting me and Amanda, volunteered to come out with us -- an enormous relief as I had, with Amanda's bags, too many bags  to get easily into and out of an airport with a small boy).

So we landed in Wellington.

Amanda did the final gig of her tour to an empty church, and I popped in and read The Masque of the Red Death from the pulpit and, later, Goodnight Moon. (The venue, St Peter's in Wellington, was really wonderful and the people were so kind and helpful.) (You can watch it all here.)


We drove to the house Amanda had rented (it was meant to be just her, and her old friend Kya and Kya's three daughters for a couple of days while Ash and I were in Melbourne. Now it was all of us for a week.) And then the request came in from the NZ government to self isolate if you'd flown in from abroad. So we've been isolating for the last five days. It's not hard: we are in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes we walk on the beach, keeping our distance from people if we see them.


In a couple of days Amanda and Ash and Xanthea and I move somewhere more houselike and continue to isolate, and Kya and her daughters go home and isolate there.

And I feel so lucky that I'm with my family and that the three of us (and Xanthea) are together.  I had thought if I stayed in Melbourne, Amanda would be able to come back after her tour, but that wouldn't have happened. Countries are locking down borders and planes are being cancelled. So coming to New Zealand with Ash was indeed the wisest thing I could have done.

I'm not sure how long we are going to be here in New Zealand. I know I'm doing a lot of conference calls, and having a lot of Zoom conversations. I'm watching some things get delayed, and many of the readings or talks I was meant to be doing in the next few months are getting cancelled or postponed.

I'm worried about my friends -- the ones who aren't writers are all in jobs where they need to interact with large groups of people, which means they are all out of work now, with jobs suspended or cancelled, with income that's gone away. Amanda and I are putting four or five families up in our place in Woodstock -- mostly refugees from New York, with some refugees from Boston. I hope they are all right.

I've said that anyone who wants can use my books right now -- read them online, or post them, or entertain children or loved ones with them. It seems like a sensible thing.

And I think I may actually get some writing done.







Labels:  on the beach, coronavirus, new zealand, family ties

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Published on March 21, 2020 02:53
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message 1: by Rhonwen (new)

Rhonwen Munin So glad you and your loves are safe together. Thank you for being the wonderful people, humans you are.


message 2: by Chelsea (new)

Chelsea Vaughan Thank you for isolating and setting a great example for others. Thank you for offering places to stay. Thank you for your writing.


message 3: by Matt (new)

Matt Inman Thank you for the update Neil, it made my day a little better to read that and hear your voice in my head. Anything that brightens the day a bit in these troubling times. Take care and be safe everyone.


message 4: by Stuart (last edited Mar 23, 2020 11:39AM) (new)

Stuart Lovely podcast -- setting, song and reading perfect. Ya know, a lullaby and bedtime story from you two every few days during quarantine might make it all the more bearable (and poetic). Just sayin'


message 5: by Tim (new)

Tim Gesner If I didn’t already think you were a GREAT writer, this post and your willingness to allow people to use your works in a more public way would have convinced me. That’s a wonderfully unselfish act and now I know you aren’t “just” a great writer but a great human being too!


message 6: by Bel (new)

Bel Lovely post. Stay safe. Either it's a weird coincidence, or the title is a reference to On the Beach - a book I love but I think might find a bit too close to the bone at the moment.


message 7: by Frank (new)

Frank Incredible that you’re just down the road here in Wellington. A strange turn of events indeed, but hopefully the NZ government are doing the right things to keep us all safe. I do hope you get some writing done, for then I shall read that writing! Stay safe. F


message 8: by Hristo (new)

Hristo Uzunov Either it's a weird coincidence, or the title is a reference to On the Beach

My thought exactly, especially when he started talking about "Waiting For the End of the World" - I though to myself "Well surely now it can't be a coincidence, right?"


message 9: by Sharon (new)

Sharon Morris Yeah, I started a new job, it was going well, and I found that I was humming the theme song to the movie Gladiator under my breath for weeks.


message 10: by Han (new)

Han Adcock I’m relieved you all managed to regroup before the lockdown started. I often find myself humming stuff that subconsciously has to do with what’s happening around me as well! Thought I was the only crazy one. Nice to have company.


message 11: by Claudia (new)

Claudia Stewart I am glad you and your family are safe and snug. I live in a fairly isolated community but we support each other. My daughter has a fairly stressful job rendered more stressful now. Fortunately she has a great husband who cooks great meals for her.


message 12: by Charis (new)

Charis You are wonderful people, Amanda kai Neil. I actually ordered during the first signs of a pandemic the book "Good Omens", in an effort to lift my spirits and enjoy the reading experience. I am lucky to have bought lots of books the last 12 months, although most still left unread as my focus is withering day-by-day. Wish you your family and Xanthea to stay well and safe in New Zealand.


message 13: by Lora (new)

Lora Thanks for updating us Neil, so glad to hear that you and your family are safe. Of all the places to be stuck, this one does not seem too bad. Good luck to you and the world waits for your imagination to come out and play during this real life horror that all of humanity is facing now, together.


message 14: by Allison (new)

Allison Springer with apologies to Nevil Shute (seems an appropriate blog title considering your location) and Neil Young.


message 15: by Donna (new)

Donna Happy to hear you are all together AND in New Zealand. Certainly better than Woodstock, certainly now!


message 16: by Letitia (new)

Letitia Thanks to you, Amanda, and all your cohorts for pulling this together and posting it! Before this is over, I will probably be back because it helps limit the dark that surrounds us.


message 17: by Scott (new)

Scott Butler Think we're lucky to have you out here. Really amazing that you've offered up your home to refugees. Enjoy your time, hope Welly treats you well.


message 18: by Lauren (new)

Lauren Roche Sorry it wasn't such a happy stay in NZ. You have oodles of fans down here. Please come back one day soon. Love your books, am re-reading The Ocean at the End of the Lane at the moment, ad listening to Fragile Things while I drive. You're such an inspiration.


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