FIRST, THE COMIC BOOK RANT.  YOU CAN SKIP TO THE REVIEW A FEW PARAGRAPHS DOWN.

I don't know if my regular readers have noticed this or not, but I tend to spend an unusual amount of time bemoaning the quality of modern comic books.  A big part of this, I'll admit, is simply coming from a different era.  Everybody tends to like things they grew up with more than is reasonable.  But it's also because comics are kind of lame now.

Let's be fair though.  When I complain about modern comics, I'm...