Any of you booksellers or librarians or other book-professionals out there know a live body at Amazon—or for that matter Barnes & Noble or Borders—you can actually talk to and get human words from?  Preferably words that make sense? 

It is now official publication day for FIRE ELEMENTALS.  The six-year-old WATER ELEMENTALS has been given a new jacket (as you can see to the left of your screen here) and a new little story-intro and reissued with FIRE.

And Amazon—and Barnes & Noble and Borders a...