So, how I said there are a lot of great quotes that are unsuitable for Laini's Ladies? Here are a few. Enjoy!

"Is that a bullet-proof vest? See, now, that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
- Janet Evanovich

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
- Mark Twain

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
- Joss Whedon

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
- G.K. Chesterton

"All God does is watch us and k...