I just woke up from 12 hours of sleep after the most amazing weekend of my life. I DJed, I drank, I watched amazing bands, I swam, I drank, I DJed, I preformed a wedding ceremony for couples renewing their vows and made both parties solemnly swear to preform oral sex as often as possible… I even managed to get in 11 miles over the weekend and eat fairly healthy all weekend long, which is absolutely the key to why I'm in such a good mood now although I'm on dry land in 40 degrees.

The best part is, they've already confirmed me to come back to next years Monsters of Rock Cruise!

In other news, my facebook page views are up 3692% this week and my book is number 89 in Health and Fitness on Amazon! (Top 100,000 overall!). With less than 2 weeks until its release you should consider picking it up on-line and save yourself $10 as it will be $25.99 in stores.

Buy The Drunk Diet HERE from Amazon.com

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I will be back live tonight on Hair Nation with lots of stories from the boat, playing songs from the bands on the boat.

Check out some pictures from the cruise below! (All pictures were taken ON board a giant fucking boat).

Cinderella Night 1 From The Stage

KIX Day 2 Live on the Ocean

More KIX

Cinderella Night 2

From My Balcony

Faster Pussycat Night 3