Look at this milk. LOOK AT IT.

Do you see the date? The expiration date?

April 25th. ONE DAY after PURITY releases.

Now, granted, this is organic milk, and organic milk lasts a zillion years longer than the regular sort (something to do with the way it's processed), but STILL.

Here are the things I am doing to prepare for PURITY's release:

1) Trying to figure out how to tell my middle school students that they can come to the release party, but I'll be reading what I affectionately call "the condom scene."

2) Trying to figure out what to put in goodie bags for aforementioned release party.

3) Trying to decide if I want to do invitations. Long time followers will remember last year's SWEETLY release invitation fiasco.

4) Eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

That last one really doesn't count, because I eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on most occasions, including, but not limited to: Celebrations, Feeling Downtrodden, Finishing The Laundry, It's Raining, It's Sunny, My Arms Hurt, and I Found A Penny.

Anyway. The release party is April 26th at the Alpharetta Georgia Barnes and Noble, 7:30pm. BE THERE. Or at least eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my honor.

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