Birds are singing and warm breezes gently rustle through the trees. The rich aroma of your favorite dark roast stirs your senses. Your eyelids flutter, sweeping the mystery of sleep away as consciousness nudges you awake.

Slipping from the comfort of the bed, you stretch your arms and take a deep, soothing breath, ready to start the day.

Those two days when you can relax, unwind, and spend time doing whatever you damn well please.

If one of those thi...