Earlier today while on my Harley I saw a young couple holding hands. It's not something you see as often as you might think in a city this large with 12 million people using their legs as their mode of transportation. It was endearing. Cute even. Coming from a guy that would never say cute.

I couldn't help but think that it was this young mans way of saying….. "This is MY woman so get the fuck away. I love the way she sucks my dick and I'm not willing to let go of her for two seconds because I'm afraid she'll find another cock to suck."

So, the next time you see me holding hands with a girl, you can bet the farm that she gives a damn good blow job.