Father's Day is almost upon us. Time to remember dear ol' Dad! ...

Remember when you finally scored a hookup with that hot, German exchange student (rumored to have had a brief career in double penetration porn), and dear ol' Dad introduced himself by asking her to pull his finger -- only to blame the ensuing sonic boom on you? ...

Or how about that time he volunteered as guest Scout Master and got your entire troop lost in the Alpine New Jersey wilderness where you were forced to drink your own urine until help arrived a week and a half later? ...

Or all those "special" father & son moments when he lent comfort and support by calling you a "loser" and a "dickhead" for coming in second at the track meet or striking out with bases loaded in the finals of the Little League Championship? Yeah!!! ... Remember???

They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but hot or cold, you can serve Dad his well-earned dose of hemlock in a new CUP-O-NERD travel mug! Just one of the many great gifts Jamaica AVE. has in stock that'll teach your old man that while it may be divine to forgive, forgetting is simply out of the question! ... 🤬

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