Piracy!

Yaaar!  Tis a word that brings terror to the hearts of men.  I'm not talking about the piracy found on the high seas.  I'm referring to that dreaded scourge of electronic media!  That's right!  The horrid ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS!

I have a hard time taking this quite as seriously as most other artists.  It's true that with the invention of electronic media, file sharing, and the internet, piracy is easier than it's ever been.  There's no doubt that there are many a wicked soul out there who...