in Lake Woebegone, Garrison Keillor's home town, but not so much so in Chicago.  We started with a gang of housebreakers who targeted our area.  They would come to the front door; if anyone answered, they'd say they were looking for yard work.  If no one answered, they'd hustle around to the back and break in through the second story windows–they even carried ladders with them.  We haven't seen them for a few days and don't know if they were caught, or simply cleaned out our street and have m...