I saw the strangest thing on Twitter yesterday. An author (for the life of me, I can't remember who! ) went to a bookstore to sign her newest release. Out of eleven copies, the manager only let her sign four. Why?

Because, according to the manager, some readers don't like to buy signed books.

Huh? Seriously??? So out of eleven people who will buy those books SEVEN would prefer unsigned books? And who prefers an unsigned book over a signed one?

I'm having trouble with this, because I ...