(Looks around to make sure no one else is listening …) Want to save some money? Keep your voice down. I’ve got a code that will give you a 20% discount on my new novel, Timeslice at the Smashwords store.

(Clasps a hand over your mouth …) Look, you really need to keep it down. Yes, for a little while, you can save some money. This code is only good until September 8. No, I’m not kidding.

(Pulls you around the corner and leans back into the shadows …) Click on this link, Timeslice (smashwords.com). When you click the Buy button, enter this coupon code: WB32T and you’ll save 20%. Honestly, will you please stop jumping up and down?

When you’ve gotten over your shock (and stopped that incessant high-pitched squealing noise), find a quiet corner and check it out. No, there’s no need to thank me. Just enjoy your book. Pay no attention to the author slinking into the darkness.

(Slinks into the darkness …)