Back in 1790, Benjamin Franklin passed away at the age of 84.

Ol' Benj
My sister is about to graduate from Franklin and Marshall College, and I figured, who better to tell us about Benjamin Franklin than those who study at his college namesake?
"well ben franklin did love the ladies. and he started the first bilingual and coed college (marshall got rid of the biddies). he really liked beer. and syphillis. people like to pee on a statue of him. and he invented bifocals. and everyone loves him mor...