So I have this book coming out on June 1 (June 7 in the UK). Yes, some of you might find it in stores before that date, but that’s the official one.

Since this is the final book in the Sabina Kane series, lots of rumors are swirling around about the story itself and my plans moving forward. Normally, I’m not one to indulge in the scandalous practice of spreading rumors (I’m lying), but in this case I thought I’d share what I’ve heard so you do have to go hunting around for them.

The Official BBV Rumor Compendium

-”I heard that after BBV comes out, Jaye is going to join a secret order of biker nuns.” (via S. Stirrer)

-”If you read page 66 backwards you can summon your very own demon.” (via Jennifer Smith Davis)

-”I heard that a scientist in Antarctica who listened to the audio books w/o headphones resulted in the icecaps melting.” (via David Faulkner)

-”I heard that Jaye Wells is a pen name for the homunculus lovechild of Dan Brown and JK Rowling.” (via F. Knuckle)

-”Embiggen the font size in the ebook of Blue-Blooded Vamp to see a pic of Giguhl’s pitchfork.”  (via S. Skye)

-”I heard if you buy 3 copies of BBV, Jaye Wells will write you in and kill you off in book the next.” (via Derek Hawkins)

-”I also hear in the final scene of this last book, Giguhl’s cat form gets hair back all Mr. Bigglesworth style.” (via Zombie Joe)

-”I heard that in this last book, Jaye Wells goes all G.R.R. Martin and kills all the main characters.” (via Zombie Joe)

-”I also heard that Jaye’s agent’s undergarments went up in flames upon finishing the book.” (via David Faulkner)

-”I hear Giguhl goes on tour with Pussy Willow all “Too Wong Foo” style.” (via Zombie Joe)

-”The rumor I’m hearing is that for every five books you buy you get a free 5th level mischief demon.” (via David Faulkner)

-”I heard this is really not the last book in the Sabina Kane series.” (via Kellie Moody) Nice try.

-”Whilst reading BLUE-BLOODED VAMP, I stopped aging.” (Via Nicola Eldest Sopp) Eat your heart out Ponce de Leon!

-”All the pages of BLUE-BLOODED VAMP are dusted with an aphrodisiac.” (via Arlene Meder)

-”A proofreader, who forgot to take her heart meds, had to be hospitalized after reading it.”  (via E.A. Picket)

-”Erron Zorn and Sabina have a mutant mage/vamp love child with a penchant for dwarves.” (via Synde)

-”If you read page 67 of BLUE-BLOODED VAMP upside-down, the first letters of each line spell out “Pussy Willow is dead.” (via A. Demon)

-”Blue-Blooded Vamp passed the Bechdel Test but failed its Home Ec final.” (via I. Jest)

-”A secret coded message is hidden in the pages of Blue-Blooded Vamp. First to crack it gets a helper monkey.” (via B. Cool)