Why Are You Crying Over Dick?

Far From BasYc by G.L. Lambert

Men play games. Why? To flex their power and gain control until it satisfies their egos. The basic rule of that game is this: Date her. Win her over by going above and beyond… at first. Understand her life story, including her trauma and her specific needs. Now that you know how to push her buttons, YANK her chain. Grow distant, grow annoyed, change up and withhold your affection, and lie about the reason why you’re cooling off, and you will mind fuck even the so-called smarter women.

At this point, she will reveal one of two things: She will do anything to get you back. Or she doesn’t need you and isn’t affected by your sneaky manipulation. 8 out of 10 women are “why is he acting that way, how can I fix this,” not “Fuck him. Next man up.” Spartans don’t cry over dick. Spartans don’t overthink a man’s actions. Spartans don’t settle, EVER.

Your actions define your success—always. Not the words you spew to your friends, not the quotes you post online, and not the thoughts in your head. When life throws people or situations at you, everything you pretend to be about goes out the window, and you make rookie mistake after rookie mistake because there is still a disconnect between what you SAY you’ll do and what you physically do in real life!

I’ll never date a man who can’t bring anything to the table

I’ll never have sex unless I get certain treatment first

I’m not stupid, I can always spot a liar

I’m not easy, I’ll make a man jump through hoops

Once I’m done, I’m done

Lie after lie after lie… Look at the receipts of your life, you’ve done foolish and embarrassing things that you’ll take to the grave over a man.  When the right guy’s in front of you, gassing you up or dangling the right kind of carrot, you have proven time and time again that you will break your word, bend your standards, and don’t take your own boundaries seriously.

Your actions define your success. You keep going in circles when it comes to love because you give up your power, crumble under pressure, and put HE over She. You aren’t selfish, you aren’t savage, and you aren’t high maintenance— you’re still a little girl praying for love, mislabeling his lust as genuine interest, and treating men like they’re the prize.

Men respond to actions, not words, and there you are telling him what you won’t accept, what you won’t do, and who he has you confused with… only to go chasing after him when he calls your bluff. He heard you bark, bark, bark, then shatter into a love-thirsty coward the moment he took his attention away. Then you scratch your head, confused as to why your constant contradiction keeps attracting predators instead of providers.

Dating isn’t hard; you make the process difficult by lowering the bar to make certain people you deem as “special” fit. You heard that lie, you saw their true colors slip out, but you looked away and kept dealing with them because you’re tired and just want something to work out. You’re playing the love game willfully blindfolded, then have the nerve to cry, “This is hard!” Aren’t you sick of being THIS disgustingly basic?

Dear God, just send me a man that will love me so I can love him back  and show him how amazing I am…

YAWN. No one wants you because you’re not ready. You’re not strong. You’re not selective. You’re not honest. AND you’re not healed. A broken soul can’t manifest a soul mate; they will only succeed in manifesting endless lessons until they figure it out.

Why are you reading these words? What sign is flashing in front of you? What has led you to this exact moment? The power of your TRUE self, the God in you, has manifested me to get you over that hump. You’re not broken, but you’re bruised, and I’m going to carve that weakness out of you and turn you into a Spartan.

How can I ensure results? Make sure you get it. And then test you to see if you are being truthful about using the things I write in the outside world? A course was the only way.

Many of my fans discover my work through other dating coaches who have incorporated parts of my work into their books, courses, or videos, as well as those who have openly acknowledged my influence on their philosophy. In the past few years, as courses have become nearly as popular as books, I’ve been asked to make one.

One woman found me after her dating coach, whom she paid over $8,000 to, got tired of answering her questions and simply emailed her a copy of Men Don’t Love Women Like You. Think about that, you go through an entire course and coaching session for thousands of dollars, and when you’re done, she dismisses you with a book from another person… fuck that.

I’m happy to know that other dating coaches appreciate my work and utilize it as a tool, but I’m focused on results, not misleading people. I’m sure some of you discover TikTok or YouTube videos that go viral and think those people have all the answers, but real change can only come from going to the source, not the plug.

I decided to do a course, but it had to guarantee results, because I don’t want any of you coming back feeling like you wasted your time or money. That’s why, at the end, you’ll get to email me so nothing slips through the cracks. In addition to being of high quality, this course needed to offer something different from my books. I can’t just give you Date Like a Sparta, Unicorn Delusion, or Solving Single, reworded in course form. That doesn’t teach anything new. Instead, I decided to explore a path that many of my recent Zoom coaching calls have centered on: dating for love and money.

My top request is how to merge Ho Tactics value with Men Don’t Love Women Like You in terms of finding love. This course is the solution. A complex topic too big for a book, so here we are, with the ultimate guide to dating up for love: Real Men Don’t Split Bills – How To Date A Provider, Not A Project.

Throughout the 5 weeks, you will not only listen, read, and learn, but also be tested on everything I lay out. At the end of the five weeks, you will be required to take a test and go on a date. This is a course that will work if you’re willing to give it your all. Unlike some of these online courses that charge thousands of dollars and force you to buy package after package, everything you will ever need is included here.

I’m not doing this just to do it; I’m committed to helping everyone who signs up for this course actually get long-lasting results. I’m not going to pass this off on you and hope you do it right. By the end of these five weeks, I will guarantee success by correcting any issues you’re still experiencing. This is it, my final, in-depth exploration of dating, as my newer books will be taking other exciting directions. So, if you haven’t been able to crack the code to dating and commitment, and are ready to graduate to Spartanhood, then this is your best shot.

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