The day Dash and Dingo was released, I celebrated (can you tell irony is coming?) by going to the periodontist. He yanked a tooth right out of my head.

I am a champion flosser and brusher, so big shock. In earlier years, a wisdom tooth had impacted the root of the last molar and apparently it caused some damage that developed to the point of no return.

The goal was to try to save the tooth, but once the periodonist had a look (I will spare you the gory details) it was a no go and out the tooth ...