I'm missing my grandchildren.  They are funny and smart.  Let me give you an example. 
 
Just before I left for Florida I was having a problem with my cell phone, so I did what every self-respecting grandmother does--I gave my cell phone to my 14 year-old granddaughter, Jazmine, who assured me she could help me.  She worked on it a couple of minutes and declared it fixed.  However, when I went to use it, the screen was blank and no button I pushed would work.  In a panic I called my daughter a...