Fri, 12:14 : RT @jeffnoon: Independently published eBooks now available. Find Automated Alice here: http://t.co/M3KD7K5k. And Pixel Juice here: http: ... Fri, 12:17 : Just bought a Kindle copy of "Pixel Juice" by @jeffnoon (already have "The Automated Alice" in hardback. Signed too, donchaknow?) Fri, 12:44 : RT @reelmolesworth: olimpik ceremony will inklude fotherington-tomas reding from a ring of BRITE WATER atop a pile of dafodils #ShareThe ... Fri, 13:08 : If #MittRomney is "a guy from Great Britain," that means he can't be president, doesn't it? Maybe he should publish his birth certificate. Fri, 17:05 : Can't sleep when it's hot, and it screws up my concentration. Still, not as if I have anything time critical to do. Oh, wait. I have lots. Fri, 20:24 : Is something happening with the Olympics today? #TheBestIgnoranceIsWilfulIgnorance Fri, 22:03 : Unbelievable. I come back to Twitter to discover nobody in my time line said "Tubular Bells + young girl in bed = pea soup vomit." Dismayed. Fri, 22:09 : RT @ijclark: Basically, Danny Boyle has created a celebration of all the things the Tories hate, paid for by a Tory government. Good work. Fri, 22:20 : It's at times like this I really miss Frank Sidebottom. He would have sung "The Olympics are Really Fantastic." All else is anticlimax. Fri, 22:23 : Who are this lot in blazers? They're not dancing or dressed as Wombles or anything. They're ruining it. #OlympicCeremony Fri, 22:31 : Apparently at the end, they kill and cook Toby Young and feed him to feral Boy Scouts and Girl Guides. Much applause anticipated. Fri, 23:26 : Intrigued to notice that Morocco's flag is a green pentagram on a red field. Now I want an Elder Sign on the Union Jack. Fri, 23:31 : RT @emmaZbolland: The #NHS protest account has just been suspended for using THIS PICTURE! PLEASE RT! http://t.co/LhzoaFGo Fri, 23:55 : Hey, Steps have reformed! Oh, it's the British team. My mistake. #OlympicCeremony Sat, 00:16 : Stop cheering every sentence. The athletes are supposed to be doing running and stuff tomorrow, but they'll never get to bed at this rate. Sat, 00:28 : Hey, the judges didn't promise not to use drugs. Suspicious... #OlympicCeremony Sat, 00:46 : But... the Doctor's supposed to light the cauldron. #DoctorWho would never lie to me. Reality must be broken. #OlympicCeremony Sat, 01:06 : Well. I was looking forward to hating that, but it was actually rather good. I don't know what to think when we get something right. Sat, 01:07 : Such an alien sensation. Sat, 01:16 : The Child Catcher's only in the film of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," not the novel. Now the Olympics are completely ruined. No, they're not. Sat, 09:35 : RT @KJBar: Nurse! The Opening Ceremony volunteers caught the tube home in full costume #London2012 http://t.co/KIRMJg6R Sat, 09:41 : RT @bruce_arthur: I like to think Beckham will spend the rest of his life driving that boat around the world, solving crimes. Sat, 10:43 : Wonder what will happen to all the #OlympicCeremony props. I like to think the bicycle-dove-people get to keep their glow-in-the-dark wings.