Obviously, I've had this "Stupid Pet Songs" idea for a long time. But since I began living with a singer/songwriter  I've been thinking about it again because he has taken the idea up a notch. Even his stupid pet songs have a verse, a chorus and a verse. My old songs used to be existing tunes made borderline grating by the inclusion of the constant repetitive use of the name of the dog in question.  Here is one of the several current songs for Jimmy.