Teaser Monday :)

Since I adore all of you so much, here is the first teaser to the sequel of "Seduction and Snacks". Enjoy!

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"Futures and Frosting" Teaser:


The sound of gagging and thumping interrupted our Hallmark card moment and Liz and I turned to see Jim's little cousin Melissa in her flower girl dress straddling Gavin on the floor and trying to choke him. Gavin flailed and kicked beneath her, trying to dislodge her hands from around his neck.

“Hey!” I whisper-yelled.

They both ceased all movement and turned to stare at me.

“WHAT are you doing?!”

Gavin shoved with all of his might and Melissa went tumbling off of him. He scrambled up, grabbing his fallen ring bearer pillow and clutching it to his chest.

“She freaking hell took my pillow! Stupid punk!” Gavin said loudly.

“He kicked me in my no-no-zone!” Melissa complained with a stomp of her foot.

“Oh my,” Liz's mother muttered.

“You should eat dirt!” Gavin turned and yelled at Melissa.

“I will NOT eat dirt!” she counterattacked.

“EAT IT WITH YOUR CHICKEN FACE!”

It was complete and utter child anarchy and before I could pick a kid to yell at, the organ music changed and began playing the song that I needed to walk down the aisle to with Gavin and Melissa right behind me.

I quickly bent down in front of both of them and stared them square in the eyes with as stern of an expression as I could muster.

“Both of you little monsters listen up. As soon as you step foot out of those doors you better have smiles on your faces and your outside voices duct taped inside your bodies. If you speak, push, shove, swear, argue or even blink at each other I will haul your asses out of that church and lock you in the basement with the scary clowns.”

I huffed to emphasize my point and stood, tugging up the front of my strapless dress.

“If I see a clown, I’m going to punch him in the nuts.”

“Gavin Allen!” I scolded.

“What? We didn’t step fru dose doors yet,” he argued, pointing behind me.

“Kid has a point,” Liz whispered, adjusting her veil.

“Behave,” I whispered through clenched teeth as I turned and nodded to the two church attendants so they could open the double doors for my entrance.

“My mom’s not afraid to punch a kid,” I heard Gavin whisper to Melissa as I took my first step down the aisle.
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Futures and Frosting
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Published on August 13, 2012 13:06 Tags: futures-and-frosting, seduction-and-snacks, teaser
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message 1: by Blair (new)

Blair I should never have read this blog post in public. All the strangers around me think I'm bonkers! Whatever feeling is beyond excited, that's how I'm feeling about reading the sequel. :)


message 2: by Marjorie (new)

Marjorie I finished reading Seduction & Snacks yesterday and I already miss Gavin! So excited to read Futures and Frosting.


message 3: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer That is Awesome.....I love Gavin, he is so adorable. I can't wait for this book to come out:)


message 4: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca OMG!!! Can't wait for this. :)


message 5: by Adriane (new)

Adriane Oh merciful heavens!!!! How much longer?!?!


message 6: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer LMFAO I can't wait for this book!!!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

I should have read this in private. I am LMAO!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!


message 8: by Liz (new)

Liz I'm so excited ...that the Angels are singing!!


message 9: by Courtney (new)

Courtney Holeeeee CRAP! I love you...and your writing! I am literally crying with laughter right now!


message 10: by Sue (new)

Sue Love it! I am soooooooooo excited!!! Thanks for the teaser but now I really can't wait!!


Jenny - TotallybookedBlog LOVE THIS!


message 12: by Crystal (new)

Crystal Love it!!!


message 13: by V (new)

V Loving it!!! Can't wait!


message 14: by Robin - (new)

Robin - Wicked By Design *SNORT* "My mom's not afraid to punch a kid" - I'm dyin' here


message 15: by Tara (new)

Tara In just a few sentences I am laughing out loud again...I needed this after the book I just finished. Thank you again Tara!


message 16: by Sali (new)

Sali LMFAO !!!! THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME I AM TOTALLY CLAPPING MY VAGINA HANDS RIGHT NOW !!!!


message 17: by Emily Carver (new)

Emily Carver LOVE IT!!!!!


message 18: by AJ (new)

AJ LMAO!!! Awesome!


message 19: by Sarah (new)

Sarah AMAZING!


message 20: by Kristin (new)

Kristin Fantastic!!!! Can not wait to read more!!!


Tessamari ♥Many Waters...♥ ~ Sweet Spot Book Blog Geez! Even this small teaser had me giggling like a doofus. Can't wait =)


message 22: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa I cannot friggin wait!!! Just finished the first one and cannot stop telling all my friends to get the book!


message 23: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth "EAT IT WITH YOUR CHICKEN FACE" lmao!!!! :D


message 24: by Tara (new)

Tara Elizabeth wrote: ""EAT IT WITH YOUR CHICKEN FACE" lmao!!!! :D"

You know that actually happened! Just not at a wedding thank God. He said it to a parent at one of his tball games.


message 25: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Chuck told me last night "I'M GOING TO PUT MY NUTS ON ALL OF YOU"


message 26: by Tara (new)

Tara Elizabeth wrote: "Chuck told me last night "I'M GOING TO PUT MY NUTS ON ALL OF YOU""

LOL he liked that one, huh?!


message 27: by Anas Attic (new)

Anas Attic  Book Blog I'm so excited for more, even my vagina smiled. (yes, me again, stalking you and trying to find reasons to say vagina).


message 28: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Tara wrote: "Elizabeth wrote: "Chuck told me last night "I'M GOING TO PUT MY NUTS ON ALL OF YOU""

LOL he liked that one, huh?!"



Billy Chuck is a fan of anything Drew says.. lol


message 29: by JenReadit (new)

JenReadit I absolutely love Gavin!!!!lol


message 30: by Angie (new)

Angie HAHAHA... scary clowns..I love Gavin.. So funny..... I'm so stinking excited for this next book. How many do you think will be in this series? I'd love to learn more about Jenny. She's so funny


message 31: by Angie (new)

Angie Anas Attic Sexy Tales wrote: "I'm so excited for more, even my vagina smiled. (yes, me again, stalking you and trying to find reasons to say vagina)."

I think it's a syndrome..... Since reading the book... I too have noticed and increase in my vagina and penis words...... =)


message 32: by Tracey (new)

Tracey Murphy Love it!!!


message 33: by ♡B♡ (new)

♡B♡ I dont know how you do it!! but you are funny as shit!!!! and it will only be a matter of time before your books are for sell at target. you know you made it big when you are at target!! :)


message 34: by Marina (new)

Marina LOVE IT! CANT WAIT TO READ THIS ONE!


message 35: by Connie (new)

Connie I can't wait to read this book. Love Little Gavin...


message 36: by Kristin (new)

Kristin My sides hurt from laughing so hard!!! Cannot wait til Oct, you rock!


Lucinda - I JUST LOVE TO READ Cannot wait for this book, thanks for the teaser :)


message 38: by Debbie (new)

Debbie The teaser was great, I LMAO! Thanks, Tara!


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