How does a splatter-gore-horror-obsessed vegetarian celebrate Thanksgiving? With zombie chickens and a slasher turkey, of course.

First on the menu wasPoultrygeist. A Troma classic, to be sure. Obscene, offensive, and utterly delicious. Summarizing this Night of the Chicken Dead movie would give it a great injustice. So, I’ll just quote some of my favorite lines:

Denny:That’s the thing about a chicken. It’s got dead eyes. Black. Like a sex doll.
African-American, Denny, turns into a zombie and s...