I'm kicking off a brand new event here on the blog and I'm calling it Thursday's Twisted Links. Now, I know a bunch of you toidy-heads have jumped right to dirty thoughts. Shame on you. I'm not talking twisted as in really naughty... Hey you! Come back here! It might be naughty. I don't really know until I start typing. Okay, now sit down and take a deep breath. I don't promise this will be good.