Vampires 101

How

1. Tall, handsome man who loves cemeteries and enjoys brooding.
2. Make sure he's sunlight resistant or becareful.
3. Don't have any pointy wooden objects in the house. And just to be on the safe side, hide all the crosses just in case he might be allergic to them.
4.Have the soil of his homeland nearby in case he has to have his daily rest.
5. Offer him the freshest red refreshment he wants.
6. Lock the shutters so no light comes in when he's sleeping.
7. Prepare the most fabulous coffin. He w...
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Published on January 29, 2010 18:14
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