The book is available!!  I thought the book cover announcement was exciting, but I'm going to go ahead and say this is more exciting.



OK, so it's a bit confusing and I'll do my best to explain it to you.  Please try and follow my ramblings because I have no idea how to make a flow chart.



Let's start with the easiest one:



NOOK - Sorry, it's not available yet for Nook.  The Nookers are taking their sweet time getting it set up on their site and I have no idea when they'll be ready.  I'll keep you posted once I know more.



KINDLE - If you'd like to download it RIGHT NOW then just go ahead and click this link and I'll see you when you're done reading.



PAPERBACK BOOK DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR - You don't have a Kindle or a Nook or any other device you'd like to read on?  Are you a book sniffer who loves the smell of a new book?  Then this is the option for you.  You can order a copy here and it will be sent to you in a few days.




PAPERBACK BOOK DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR WITH A PERSONALIZED MESSAGE AND MY SIGNATURE AND I THINK I PROMISED IT WOULD BE SEALED WITH A KISS - OK, this is the most confusing one.  Since I am my own distribution center I have to order the books first to be sent here to my house so I can then sign them and turn around and send them to you.  The books are ordered, but will not arrive at my house until OCTOBER 22.  I will sign them and ship them out as quickly as possible via U.S. Mail with a 2-7 business day delivery.  That means we're looking at early November to get your signed copy.  If you are cool with that, then click this link and pre-order your book through PayPal.  When you order through PayPal there is a spot that says ADD SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS.  This is where you should let me know who to make the book out to and if you'd like me to write anything in particular.  If you have already ordered and you didn't do that, no worries, just send me an email at [email protected] and let me know the name it was charged to and your instructions.  I will match it up.  If you leave this space blank and don't send me an email I'll assume you just want my John Hancock and that's it.  



APPLE PEOPLE - The book is not in the iStore or whatever you call it, because I am a PC and Apple hates me.  You'll need to download either the Nook or Kindle app and go that route.



I think that's all of it now.  If you have any questions or I wasn't clear just send me an email.



Obviously, I hope you buy the book and enjoy it.  If you do like it (or hate it even), I would really appreciate it if you could go back to where you bought it (Amazon or BN) and leave a review. This helps me more than you know.



Another thing I'd love is if you could tell one friend about this book.  I don't need your whole family (unless you want to tell them), just your bestie or your co-worker or your neighbor - just someone who likes to laugh.  I promise you, they won't be disappointed.  Just one more person would make my day.



I've said it before and I'll say it again until you're sick of it:  THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!  This is so amazing for me and I am so grateful to all of you for making today possible.