Captain's Log, Stardate 02.18.2010



No, I do not want to meet a Russian girl, nor do I want to be electric in bed.



I am probably already taking more prescription meds than is good for me, so your "cheep Rx" does not appeal.



I don't even know what a "pilules" is and I doubt it has to do with me since I think I'm missing a vital body part for that to work.



My name is not "Mr. camys_loft" and really, that could be insulting in some countries.



I know exactly what I have ordered and I don't ap...