Mon, 15:34 : RT @strangechem: "Strange Chemistry is shaping up as the must-read list for YA fantasy/scifi/supernatural" - http://t.co/33eyplEJ @Jonat ... Mon, 16:18 : KATYA'S WORLD out next week. You'd think that, as my 4th novel, I wouldn't be mug enough to still get needlessly excited about it. But I am. Mon, 21:12 : It was a simple card trick -- "Find the Lady." Only after the card sharp had left did they realise that Abigail was missing. #HalloweenIn123 Mon, 21:17 : I have a picture of you. See, you're in the window of that house. You've never been there? You will. Look! You're screaming. #HalloweenIn123 Mon, 21:20 : You'll love this doll. It walks, it talks, it smiles, it plans, it hunts, it bites, it cuts. You'll love this doll. Or else. #HalloweenIn123 Mon, 21:29 : On your X-ray, can you see that grey patch? That's not normal. Don't fret - we've called for an exorcist and a flamethrower. #HalloweenIn123 Mon, 21:43 : I'm enjoying these #HalloweenIn123 things far too much. Just one more, as soon as I think of something. Mon, 21:49 : Why the fuss? Like they say, "If you want to get a hat, get a head." What? It's "if you want to get ahead, get a hat"? Oops. #HalloweenIn123 Mon, 22:51 : Saw #Skyfall today. Most impressed. I think I may go and see it again next week. Tue, 10:13 : RT @Pippatips: #PippaTip: Halloween Surprise. Surprise a friend by hiding behind something where they can't see you then jumping at them ... Tue, 10:45 : Why are people afraid of clowns? I love 'em! Love their jokes and funny faces and their begging to be let out of the cellar. #HalloweenIn123 Tue, 10:47 : RT @strangechem: How do you fancy buying Katya's World by @JonathanLHoward? Here's a handy link! http://t.co/WSUVZiYL Tue, 10:57 : I loved my grandmother, but now she's all gone I'm wondering what else there is to eat in the house. #HalloweenIn123 Tue, 11:03 : Ah, card 13, "Death." The usual interpretation is it's a metaphorical death, a sudden change. In your case, however... no. #HalloweenIn123 Tue, 11:22 : Empty old house hates Halloween, for this is the night when its previous victims walk. Drunken teenagers make crappy ghosts. #HalloweenIn123 Tue, 11:24 : RT @garethlpowell: Colinthology - http://t.co/qAXYIFMt http://t.co/qAXYIFMt Tue, 11:40 : I offer an interior decorating service for serial killers, covering walls with densely written notes and newspaper cuttings. #HalloweenIn123 Tue, 11:54 : Tanks now? Really? Ever since that A-bomb woke me from my millennia-long sleep, today's been nothing but hassle. #HalloweenIn123