Fri, 14:40 : RT @timmaughan: Microsoft patents spying on you with your TV's camera and fining you if there are too many people watching: http://t.co/ ... Fri, 16:05 : @KimeCurran I may write horrific fantasy, Kim, but I have my limits. @stubbleagent Fri, 16:43 : Bit of a blip in new folk following me. Hello, new folk, and welcome aboard. Fri, 17:04 : You didn't find me some data instantly, Internet. You have failed me for the last time (Presses button. Internet falls into piranha tank) Fri, 18:35 : While typing "boffins," I typoed it as "boffons." I demand that the next weird little particle physicists discover be named "the boffon." Fri, 22:10 : Robot dragonfly, built by CIA in '70s. http://t.co/EDjJOQS7 "Insectocopter" mixes Latin & Greek. Should be "Entomopter" as any fule kno... Fri, 22:43 : Bah, error in my last tweet, got the date wrong. Deletin' and repeatin'. Fri, 22:44 : The core @BBC account has tweeted once, in 2010. The next time it tweets will be to announce the entropic heat death of the universe. Sat, 09:49 : RT @generalising: To my great delight, the Law Commission have produced an annotated list of often-quoted "dumb laws": http://t.co/4UR0y5c2 Sat, 09:55 : RT @jamiesont: If you want to get a heads up on what the Zombie apocalypse will look like the Kardashians are at Westfield today.