Well, maybe not easy peasy, but you've written a whole novel, right? A super awesome unputdownable, potential to rival the greats novel, right? You're not going to let a one-page query come between you and getting it published, are you?!

I know, I know…queries are super hard. I know!! I've written about a kajillion of them and have had to tinker with them endlessly before coming up with my final copy.

For those wondering what a query actually *is*, it's a letter from an author to an editor or a...