Sun, 15:04 : If you've never met one, you may think literary agents are earnest, bookish types. This is the reality: @stubbleagent http://t.co/Rjnz9LjM Sun, 15:37 : RT @mattstaggs: They Cracked This 250 Year-Old Code, And Found a Secret Society Inside | Danger Room | http://t.co/SDjIjUvG http://t.co/ ... Sun, 17:10 : @timmaughan Just looked at your timeline and, man, sorry, I had to laugh. It's like watching someone in a minefield of explosive idiots. Sun, 17:11 : @timmaughan Still, you have all these selfless folk who are willing to adjust your thinking, because your brain's not working quite right. Sun, 19:33 : RT @HenryRothwell: Water mains work unearths Roman cemetery in Somerset - http://t.co/6D7tFHA6 http://t.co/SNJXvlDo Sun, 19:58 : Is it bad of me that I can't look at this image without "Yakety Sax" playing in my head? http://t.co/i2Yrfzd0 Sun, 20:18 : RT @kwjeter: Please RT! Last day! Get your copy of @kwjeter THE KINGDOM OF SHADOWS @ Amazon. http://t.co/qGTqR8bJ &UK http://t.co/NP ... Sun, 20:22 : Really, people, if K.W. goddamn Jeter wants to GIVE you his work for free, why would you not oblige him? If you have a Kindle, just do it. Sun, 20:52 : Off to watch the new BBC haunted house thing, "The Secret of Crickley Hall." Not expecting great things, but we'll see. Sun, 21:14 : Dear BBC, please stop putting big strings on everything. It's a ghost story, not the sodding "Onedin Line." Mon, 09:45 : Author copies of KATYA'S WORLD have arrived. Me: "Yay!" Wife: (Looking at stack of sundry Cabal boxes in the corner) "Oh, god. Another box." Mon, 09:50 : RT @johnshuttlewrth: I just met a lady called Rowena - a retired butcher who now spends her time distressing furniture. Lovely!