Fri, 13:24 : I remember the good old days when Black Friday was all about masked serial killing. Of course, it's all commercialised theses days. Fri, 14:00 : Reports of unmarked helicopters spraying mobs of shoppers with Agent Orange. Amazing. They still make Agent Orange? #talesfromblackfriday Fri, 15:05 : I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. Plus, I got this foot massager. #talesfromblackfriday Fri, 16:05 : RT @jazzchantoozie: Ok... I don't want to alarm anyone.. but there appears to be a giant creature about to escape from the Shard right n ... Fri, 17:23 : Passed Jacob Rees-Mogg on the high street. His gait is somewhere between Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo" and the new born Bambi. Fri, 17:55 : RT @Glinner: ....and here's the clip of the Count that I just can't stop watching. http://t.co/XQ6YoD4W Fri, 18:17 : Many thanks for the name checks and the #FF shout outs. Never doubt that they're always appreciated. Fri, 20:33 : Now I have Morlocks with Bristolian accents. This is me, running amok. Wheeeee. #NaNoWriMo Sat, 10:38 : These promoted tweets are getting a bit esoteric. Just been offered a gas chromatography troubleshooting poster. Quite tempted, actually. Sat, 10:44 : "This attractive poster includes solutions to a multitude of problems with your baseline, detector, column, inlet filter, and results."