1. Spray-paint your canvas flat black.

2. Paint a creepy red ghost face on it.

3. Google "Transsexuals are ... " and see all the awful results that come up.

4. Write them around the creepy face in different scripts.

5. Stare at the thing for a while. Get increasingly pissed off.

6. Decide you are a joke as a painter. Wonder how you're going to pay the rent. Panic.

7. Hyperventilate.

8. Start painting over the creepy face and words. When you've covered about half of it, stop and think, "Ooo, it looks kinda cool that way."

9. Decide you don't really want to look at those words for even one more second.

10. Spray-paint your canvas flat black.

(Repeat as needed)