Today I received an email from iUniverse saying that three of my books are good enough to be traditionally published, and since I am that good, I should look into marketing them.

Okay. First of all, those titles must have been picked at random because a few years back when I paid to self-publish that book, I also submitted it to see if it would qualify for their "Star Program". It seems to be that only a book worthy of traditional publishing should qualify. I did not qualify. Second, one o...